found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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