Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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