i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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