"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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