what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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