Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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