i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I want to fling myself into the sun
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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