3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
operation harelip BJ is a go
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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