we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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