If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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