Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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