There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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