Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
