Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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