I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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