? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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