Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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