If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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