sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
