I hate your face
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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