Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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