At least make sure they are 18
Why
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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