i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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