I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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