I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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