her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
bring money and cleavage
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
did you just send me my own nude
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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