Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
NoShamevember. You game?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I got inside last night via doggy door
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
and you fell through a lawn chair
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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