This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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