I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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