Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Randomize
