Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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