Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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