Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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