what day is it and did you see me today?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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