Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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