This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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