We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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