I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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