Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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