the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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