How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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