she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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