My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i just made my gag reflex go away.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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