Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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