why didn't you poke me back
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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