Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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