You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I have surprise drugs for everyone
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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