Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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