week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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