no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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