My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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