ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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