what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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