My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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