i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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