Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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