CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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