i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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