Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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