that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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